May 1st:My weekend

This weekend(okay I know this really should be in past tense, but I'm no English teacher), will probably pass by like most of my weekends spending it with the kids. And since it already happened I will let you know what went down. Friday after school, nappy time, a good afternoon nap brings great cheer to my life. Saturday went to the"wife's" house, chilled with the kids, it doesn't get much better than playing with Thomas the Train, Lincoln Logs, Legos, and watching SpongeBob. Good times dude, good times. Sunday pretty much more of the same. My kids are awesome, its kind of unfortunate for my "wife" that they are both little clones of my personality. I like it but have no clue what she thinks about it.

April 30th:Things beside school

Beside school what would I rather be doing...well here we go:eating a Popsicle, pretending to be an Ewok, throwing food to ducks, eating Japanese food, bombing birds with poo from a remote control airplane, sitting on my back porch enjoying life, hitting my finger with a hammer, burning a brush fire, eating chicken nuggets, listening to weird aliens play music in Mos Eisley, watching Dazed and Confused and pretending to be Matthew McConough's character, burning my tongue with a halbenero pepper, and lastly let's all sing it together "Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honah lee...."

April 29th:Wood County Religious Class

Religions in school, religions in school, religions in school, I really don't know about this one, no matter what I say someone is going to be offended or think I am trying to push my ideas on everyone else, we call these people Democrats. Yes there is separation of church and state that's fantastic America is supposed to be a country free for religious worship, but even as a Republican I know the truth, "We the People" would prefer that religion to be Christianity. Personally I don't like that opinion and it demeans as all, no law should be passed or enforced that comes from a religious belief. Now I am not saying that because the Bible says "Thou shall not kill", we should not enforce it, there is a difference between moral values and religious values. Morality is doing right for humanity and living a "human" existence, basically being a higher life form than a Praying Mantis that eats her mates head after copulating. Religious values are basing your beliefs on what a book says or what some crazy wacko with long hair and hippy beads tells you to do. As long as Wood County realizes these facts and treats this Bible Study class as a non-religious class, then go to it. But if they use this class as a breeding ground to recruit Christians then they are not keeping religion separate from State.

April 28th:Happy or Sad

Currently I am okay. Neither extremely happy nor depressed. Maybe its the zoloft talking but that has been my life for most of my life. I have brief moments of being very happy but most of the time I'm just chill. Not that I walk around like a stoner or anything, some people think I am but everyone has the own opinion. Opinions however are like buttholes everyone has one and everyone thinks theirs is the only one that doesn't stink.

April 27th:Liers and thieves

Okay so basically this is what I thing of these two categories, they both suck. Both are offensive to the general public, sure everyone has told little white lies and exaggerated the truth a little, but we are talking about living an entire life of lies. Liers I can deal with, however it does get annoying. On to thieves. People that steal from others are one of the lowest forms of life in my opinion. I had a principal in junior high that called worthless people preprotazoans. Basically his description of this life form was the smallest most worthless animal on the face of the planet. Your whole life has spent attached to the bottom of a chasm in the ocean floor, in total darkness. Your only ray of hope was the slight chance that a passing whale might defecate somewhere above you and slowly the feces would drift down and land on you warming you for a brief moment of time.

Okay did it again

Sometimes having too much time is a bad thing. You get carried away doing trivial little tasks and forget to do the trivial little tasks you should have been up to. Anyways most of my life has been like this I guess its the ADD or the semi-Asbergers thing I got going on in my head. Either way I figure I am pretty crazy.