Saturday, January 16, 2010

A Van of Motivation

Life as a teacher is challenging at times and you can get consumed in the moment or become distracted and easily off task. At these times I remember my one motivation in life, Matt Foley. At hard times in my life Matt comes over and reminds me if it wasn't for my job I could be "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER". Now guaranteed not having a job wouldn't necessarily mean I had to "LIVE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER", but Matt sure seems to think that way. Its not so much what Matt does say that motivates me its more his situation and looks that really motivate me. Sitting around not doing much could turn me into a enormously overweight man, and "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER" could lead to poor personally hygiene. Sure he some how gets clean going to a Gas Station restroom and sponging himself with a wet towel or using a Cab Drivers Pine Scent air freshener as deodorant. Somehow the pine scent doesn't always cover up the smell of rat feces and swamp water bathing that occur from "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER". However that I can deal with, most of Matt's problem is he is always destroying my furniture when he comes to my house, I have literally had to replace my coffee table at least 15 times. Matt's life disturbs me to the bottom pits of my soul. So as long as I stay on task and keep trudging on throughout my life I won't end up like Matt "LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER".

Friday, January 15, 2010

Long time no Bloggy

Me no work long time no schools, me is happy. Idit is here should behaves probables wont she be mads all well such is lives of Republicans in a world of Democrrats.