Thursday, September 18, 2008

You are a human not a fly

When all in life seems wrong just remember you are a human not a fly.
Human:Lifespan 7-10 decades
Fly:Lifespan 7-10 days
Human:Delicacy-Lobster
Fly:Delicacy-Fresh horse poop
Human: Species: Primate Defining feature-Opposable thumbs, and you are the only primate that can create and use complex tools. You are the envy of all other primates.
Fly: Species: Insect Defining feature-Two sets of wings. Flies lost their secondary wings through evolution and now are left with a nub. You are the joke of all insects as they call you "stubby".
Human: Work-You go to work and sit in a peaceful cubicle
Fly: Work-You go to work and sit on the rear end of a cow being constantly berated by a tail
Human:Birds-You see birds as a peaceful jesture of mother nature
Fly:Birds-You see birds as angels of death from the devil.
Human:Death-Your friends and family show up and remember your life.
Fly:Death-Your friends and family show up and eat your remains.
Being a human just isn't that bad.

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